• YAAD
YAAD JITNA TU
AaI
DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD
DILL KA MAIN KHAL
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI
NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM
HOON YAAD JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA HE JAI |
• Dil mein umeedo ki shamma
jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi
hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne
mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.... |
• Qayamat tak tujhe yaad
karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe
SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS
ka intezar karenge. |
| • jazz menu may kusamdeed,
mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do,
talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna
gala dabye |
• honton say jo yujhay chu
lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain
or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai
kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho
ga |
• Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum
hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum
uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye
kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi
ho!!! |
• Wife & Mobile:
Donoo
he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay
lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta
hai |
• Dost ne Dil ka haal batana
chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour
diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi
mobile charge kerna chour diya |
• jab jab hume piyas lagti
hai,
unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi
mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas
lagti hai |
• TUSSI BARY GREAT
OO
RASGULY DI PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA
AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT
O
HAHAHA |
• Apni surat ka kabhi to
dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar
de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam
aik kiscall he mar de. |
• Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah
wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho
humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
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• ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey
ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo
kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
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• aap ko miss karna roz ki
baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap
se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna
himmat ki baat hai .. |
• Qayamat tak tujhe yaad
karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe
SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS
ka intezar karenge. |
• Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur
hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki
sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. |
• Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi
milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi
milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas
humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!! |
• Aap jaise log hume kuch
khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte
hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko
dil ke pass rakte hai |
| • Zindagi behaal hay sur hay
na taal hay inbox bhe kangaal hay kuch SMS tow karo kia
app ki SMS factory main hartaal
hay... |
• Dost ne dosti ke liye dost
ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame
bhula diya, hum to wese bhi akele the, kya howa jo app
ne hame ehsaas dila diya... |
| • Unsay roz milnay ko dil
chahata ha khuch sunay sunanay ko dil chahata ha tha
kisi ka mannay ka andaz asa kah pher sa ruth janay ko
dil chahata ha |
| • Bewafa sanam se to
cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi
hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti
hai |
| • Larki: Lagta hai meri aankh
mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to..... Larka: Darling, ek
tinka dikh to raha hai... kyon na usey wahin rahne diya
jaye... main doobonga to sahara
dega...... |
| • Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa
gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen |
| • Mainee tumhari yaadon
mein.. ro ro ke tub bhar diye... Aur tum itney be-wafa
nikle, ki nahake chal diye!!! |
| • Aey Dost:-- " Zindagi mein
pyar tu bahut baar ho jaata hein par Mohabbat sirf ek
baar hooti hein. Kyon tum Mohabbat ko Dosti ka naam
dekar mohaabbat aur dosti doono ko badnaam kar rahe ho"
" Vo jaanti hai ki tum jaante ho ki vo tumse pyar karti
hai to phir kyon Itrate ho, kahe us kali ko aise
tadpaate ho" |
| • Dushmani jam kar karo magar
ye gunjayish rahe jab kabhi hum dost ho jaye to
sharminda na ho |
| • Aye Dost tu itna badkalam
na ho ki kabhi karib se gujrae to dua-salam na ho Dil
mai haazaar gila shikva ho Magar Yeh nahi mumkin Tum aao
mere ghar mein aur ahitram na ho Haazaar Dusmani Ho
tumse,magar Khuda karen Dil mein kabhi ahsaa..sen
intekam na ho |
| • Log kehte hein , wah kaise
shabnam chhai hai, unhe kya maloom, chand ne ro ke raat
bitai hai |
| • Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye
humne tab jaana jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko
deewana |
| • Tum mujhe bhool bhi jaao to
ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai maine to dosti or
mohabbat ki hai |
| • Shaam hote hi chiragon ko
bujha deta hoon Yeh dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad main
jalne ke liye |
| • Dil ki bechaen umangon pe
karam farmaao Itna ruk ruk ke chalogi to quayaamat
hogi. |
| • Tu kaatil tera chehra
kaatil Chehre ka ye kala til bhi katil bhool kar bhi
kahin tum dekh na lena aaina ki kahin mar na de katil ko
katil |
| • Tapat Sooraj mein hoti hain
Tadapna sabko padta hain kasoor aankhon ka hota hai
Tadapna dil ko padta hai |
| • Har samundar me sahil nahi
hota, her zahaz me misal nahi hote, agar dhirubhai ka
sapna nahi hota to, her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi
hota |
| • yeh dua hai koi gela nahe
maire zindage hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main
sochti hoon KHUDA karay tujhe woh sukh milay jo mujhe
kabhe mila nahe... |
• "Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela
hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne
ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good
Nite |
• Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad
nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas
msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik
msg chipka dal! |
• 5 great
people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim
Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya
Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur
hum
So keep in Touch |
| • Suraj bana tu badal
banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay
banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai..yun hee tu nahi pagal
khanay banay...:D |
• American says "US mein
shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to..
shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!" |
• aik bandar ka bacha apni
maan(mother) se kehta hai "maan main itna badsurat kyuon
hoon"
mann bandar se kehti hai "beta ALLAH ka shukar
kro use dekho jo messege parh(read)raha
hai. |
• Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob
kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein
ab to forever ho tum... |
• Apun 1 Sher
bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai
Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka
Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good
Nite. |
| • Teri yaad mein humne kalam
uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki
usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko
draane ke kaam aayi... |
• Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti
hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna
intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd
hoti hai |
• Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele
hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor
kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele
hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
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| • u r my sweet SONA, i don't
want u KHONA, i want a place in yr heart's KONA,
otherwise i'll start RONA, atleast gud morning to KAR
LONA....... |
| • is duniya main 3 tarha ke
log khushnaseeb hotye hai 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai
2 jinhye acha friend milta hai 3 jinhye mera sms bar bar
milta hai
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