shaadi k din kareeb aye to
maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi
Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to
dekha na Maha thi na sufi. |
May God increase ur
happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur
sorrows like
the clothes of bipasha
basu. |
tum meray liye aik Mobile
ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil
mein
bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary
hai Balance ki tarah ,hum ko
bhoool na jana Network
ki tarah. |
sharab hai to mai-khane
banee
husan hai to dewane banee
ap me bhe koi
khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane
banee |
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz
inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha
lo...plz...hahahaha |
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua
JISM ...KAPKAPATAY
HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe
pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA
HAI..... |
Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq
hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay...Per
tomray
abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir gusai
main aa ker qatal na ker
dalin...Kiya qatal to sari
umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!! |
Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na
niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per
kiya
kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota
hai! |
Taj mahal kiya chez hia main
to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to
marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun
ga. |
The rain makes all things
beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes
all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on
you? |
Please remind me to remind you
about reminding me to send you this reminder
that
reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR
YOU. Don't forget. |
At dis moment in time 10
million people r having sex.5 million people r
drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1
stupid fool is reading my text! pass on |
How Dogs and Women are
alike.....
Neither believe that silence is
golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put
too much value on kissing |
CNN News. Bush orders
15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI
awaiting
further orders as one of the dogs is reading
this. |
Q:What is the difference
between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45
pounds!! |
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso
pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-
darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek
aur devdas at beer bar! |
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko
bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko
dewaanapan
kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan
kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay
usi ko
kameenapan kehtay hai. |
Masoom se ek larki thy,
sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo
marty
thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number
deynay se vo darty thy. |
This is the telephone
terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus
will
be activated. This virus should have infected
your mobile by now. Your mobile
will be disabled,
unless you are ugly. |
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho
,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai
tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat
ho. |
Zindage mein aisa koi lumha
na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men
aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award
aap ne na ho paya!!
Submitted By : Orient Think, Submitted On
: Nov 23, 2005 |
Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo
Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi
Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan
Hai |
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar
Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi
Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna
Bhai Karwae Ga!!!! |
| I have started luving
'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control
my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving
more ALPHABETS...! |
| kia dekh rahay hoo...apna
kaam karoo |
Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi
Khayal Ata Hay
Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun
Say Nahata Hay |
Remember me every day,
every moment
warna......
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32
ek
ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN
GAY.....
heheheheh |
| life without u is
impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a
sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m
talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha....... |
REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST
2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U
WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS
"Allah k naam pay day day
baba"
|
| If u hide, i'll seek 4 u.
If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4
u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u
stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. |
| This is the telephone
terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus
will be activated. This virus should have infected your
mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you
are ugly. |
| Ap ki awaz KOYAL
Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR
Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali
Hoti |
Teacher : Which is more
important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil:
Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us
light at night when we need it but the sun gives us
light only in the day time when we don't need
it. |
maine lina se pyaar kiya
lekin woh choti thi
phir maine meena se pyaar kiya
lekin woh moti thi
uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya
lekin woh khoti thi.... |
| Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower
all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no
comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag
hoti hai..... |
| Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne
kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise
Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera
Bhai Hai.... |
| A drunk sardar fails from
3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki
hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya
haan"!!! |
Look at the world as one
big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete
without few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts
like YOU. |
Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look
good !!!! |
Chaand ko garoor hai ki
uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi
garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai |
sharab samaj ka 1 dushman
hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko
khatam karen gay.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek
botal hum khatam karen gay... |
Tu Chaand maange main
Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu
dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
|
I want to share everything
with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every
single second of the day
Lets start with
Your
bank account. |
1960's Girls: Pehla pehla
pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera
intezar hai
2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon
main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar
hai.. |
Kya aankheiN hain aapki,
kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko
bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot
nikal aaya hai.... |
Exams ke 4 din pehle
syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO
GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad
aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI |
When i call you..
1.
Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like
u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i
need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone
utha |
Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj
Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh
Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do
Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !! |
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar. |
Main uski yaad mein ban
gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf
ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca
Cola |
This messege can only b
read by a CUTe person
Try again
..................
Nothing ? sorry i
guess your just not
CUTE........................
Hey ! don't
force it , u r not CUTE |
Today i was cooking chicken
when i added green palak.
Chicken started singing
& dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA " |
A pathan want 2 commit
suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my
Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
|
If ur world is spinning
round & round... ur heart is beating
fast.......
Do u think its LOVE ?
na munna
,its called...........??
high B.P........!!!!
|
| 2day, 2mmorow &
yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4
u
u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!! |
| Passwords r like underwear:
change them often |
| Kids in back seats cause
accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
|
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah
wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho
humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
|
tere der pe sanam hazar
baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar
ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag
jayengey |
Teri aankain jhuki
jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per
haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely
mila |
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi
hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu
ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata
hai.....( |
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons
will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just
bring SOMEONE to marry me..... |
Teri yaad mein humne kalam
uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha
tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to
bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... |
| If marriages r made in
heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after
marriage |
| Unite against togetherness!
|
| Can I Have Ur Picture So I
Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS? |
| when i call u; 1 ring means
Im thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss
u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot |
aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy
TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD
kyAa AuR SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR
bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT
HAI. |
chelthay rahoo chhelthay
rahooo..
jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day
na |
kehtain hain ke ISHQ main
nind Urjati hai
Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati
hai
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say
Bhee Ishq Karay
Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai
!
****heehehhe**** |
| One out of four people is a
chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and
your brother are not Chinese, it must be
you |
| The Police are looking for
a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good
looking... So where are you gonna to hide
Me? |
| im at the police
station.The police caught me & filed a case against
me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone
ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
|
